pwn 

A different word for 'owned' that mostly people with dodgy keyboards use.

'The 7 foot cow just pwned my Mum'

pwn by Bert Reynolds September 6, 2004

pwn 

very gay word nerds use to describe a situation of master and slave. THE MASTER owns THE SLAVE, the winner PWNS the loser.

oh my god i am godlike, i headshot you, you just got pwned!

pwn by supernerd May 13, 2005

pwn 

To completely and utterly defeat, either verbally, mentally, or physically, an opponent beyond the mental realm of loss.

Dude, I totally pwned you at tennis yesterday.

pwn by Two Shots May 13, 2005

pwn 

To be seperated from own or ownage. It is overkill. Simply known as power own, power ownage. Complete and total domination over another character or mob(monster).

Damn we pwned that monster.

pwn by psumek November 26, 2004

pwn 

The act of unverbal consideration of a subject of disaffected control, i.e. the quasmic qualities of nuclear hygerophysical substances.

Hi, I wear popped collars, skateboard (but I think I'm cool because I say "skate"), pretend I smoke a lot of weed, and obsessively create YouTube videos of everyone in my life doing stupid shit no one else thinks is funny.

Ohhhhh you got pwned so badlyyyyyyy! lolz

pwn by Pseudoshithead January 4, 2010

pwn 

Basically it is the next "fuck" it can be used as a verb, an adjective, and a noun.
Verb: to beat, have sex with, over power, and/or "own"
Adjective: Awesome, 1337, and/or cool
noun: something that is awesome, 1337 and/or cool
Passed tence: pwnt

I pwnt j00 at that game.
Man i heard that she pwnt him!
You mean that pwn hacker?
That is pwn.

pwn by holy_cow July 23, 2005

pwn 

1. kickin someones ass
2. to be the best

holy shit you got pwned
he is pwning everyone

pwn by Weasel July 2, 2004