penis

Something that 100% of San Francisco males like to suck.

My penis just juiced itself up!!!

by Evster February 10, 2005

Penis

Man's best friend.

"The difference between a dog and a penis is that smaller dogs make more groans and big penisu's incite more groans.

by Lifesgambit February 8, 2017

penis

a penis is something you stick in your fucking vagina this is how baby's are created

karma neyman is a penis
natalie belso is a penis
jessica kerzner is a penis
morgan kravetz is a penis

by pepe10009 January 5, 2018

Penis

what kind of a moron needs the definition of "penis?"

you gotta be fucking kidding me. looking up "penis" in the urban dictionary? get the hell out before i turn off the internet.

by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010

penis

The first weapon a boy is born with. Used for a "cock slap".

I whipped out my penis and cocked slapped that tree

by Nigga Jew February 2, 2007

penis

The most important and playful of all the body parts.

My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!

by spike February 6, 2004

penis

the word 6th grade boys yell while running down the halls in school thinking it's the funniest thing ever

*hallways silent*

mark: PENIS!!!

by Ren the Great And Powerful October 28, 2020