penis 

Something that 100% of San Francisco males like to suck.

My penis just juiced itself up!!!

penis by Evster February 10, 2005

Penis 

Man's best friend.

"The difference between a dog and a penis is that smaller dogs make more groans and big penisu's incite more groans.

Penis by Lifesgambit February 8, 2017

penis 

a penis is something you stick in your fucking vagina this is how baby's are created

karma neyman is a penis
natalie belso is a penis
jessica kerzner is a penis
morgan kravetz is a penis

penis by pepe10009 January 5, 2018

Penis 

what kind of a moron needs the definition of "penis?"

you gotta be fucking kidding me. looking up "penis" in the urban dictionary? get the hell out before i turn off the internet.

Penis by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010

penis 

The first weapon a boy is born with. Used for a "cock slap".

I whipped out my penis and cocked slapped that tree

penis by Nigga Jew February 2, 2007

penis 

The most important and playful of all the body parts.

My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!

penis by spike February 6, 2004

penis 

the word 6th grade boys yell while running down the halls in school thinking it's the funniest thing ever

*hallways silent*

mark: PENIS!!!

penis by Ren the Great And Powerful October 28, 2020