When you exert shame on a friend, loved-one, or colleague for consuming too many oysters.
typically an act performed by an out-of-date misogynic male with no respect for a woman's love of shellfish.
typically an act performed by an out-of-date misogynic male with no respect for a woman's love of shellfish.
by daveyutah June 6, 2018

That glob is viscousy sperm that oozes out of her pussy and sticks to her panty gusset. A warm oyster usually makes its unexpected appearance several hours after sex and at the most inopportune time.
I was sitting in my job interview today and had a warm oyster. I think the recruiter thought I was shitting my pants cause I was squirming.
My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.
My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

The unfortunate return of that night's seafood dinner after a night of binge drinking and said seafood is deposited in the parking lot on a cold night resulting in a stream of warm air rising from the pinkish pool.
Brian: What was that noise?
Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.
Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.
by arceebee April 1, 2011

by LRS April 2, 2004

by peteofmelbourne January 16, 2007

by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003

In the process of DP (double penetration) one man will be inserted in the woman's vagina, the other, her anus. The 'Angry Oyster' occurs when the two men's scrotums slap each other ferverently, giving the impression of the two oyster shells opening and closing quickly.
by Garuman the Repugnant July 4, 2011
