Oyster Cake

When a pancake is cooked improperly by burning it on the outside and leaving it undercooked on the inside.

"Man, these Oyster Cakes are gross. Good thing we have assloads of maple syrup."

by Macster Bacster November 08, 2009

mexican oyster

When a girl swallows a cum shot and it's chased by a lime

Bruh I didn't know my girl was allergic to limes until I surprised her with a Mexican oyster

by JKScandal April 01, 2015

boisterous oyster

The unfortunate return of that night's seafood dinner after a night of binge drinking and said seafood is deposited in the parking lot on a cold night resulting in a stream of warm air rising from the pinkish pool.

Brian: What was that noise?

Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.

by arceebee March 16, 2011

bearded oysters

1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.

Lick MAH bearded oyster!

by LRS April 02, 2004

viennese oyster

The visual presentation of a woman's vulva when the legs are lifted behind the ears.

Those asian chicks sure don't mind doin the viennese oyster for a buck down at Pat Phong.

by peteofmelbourne January 13, 2007

Bearded-oyster

Furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)

I can't wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when I get back to port, arr-matey!

by Buht Sechs November 03, 2003

Angry Oyster

In the process of DP (double penetration) one man will be inserted in the woman's vagina, the other, her anus. The 'Angry Oyster' occurs when the two men's scrotums slap each other ferverently, giving the impression of the two oyster shells opening and closing quickly.

I don't care...just don't keep the Angry Oyster waiting!

by Garuman the Repugnant July 03, 2011