noisy oyster

The female genitalia, expelling air after intense oral sex during orgssm, making a sqeaking or queefing sound.

I went down on her so good and so long that I made that noisy oyster sing!

by Cleveland Cody August 5, 2016

Warm Oyster

That glob is viscousy sperm that oozes out of her pussy and sticks to her panty gusset. A warm oyster usually makes its unexpected appearance several hours after sex and at the most inopportune time.

I was sitting in my job interview today and had a warm oyster. I think the recruiter thought I was shitting my pants cause I was squirming.

My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

boisterous oyster

The unfortunate return of that night's seafood dinner after a night of binge drinking and said seafood is deposited in the parking lot on a cold night resulting in a stream of warm air rising from the pinkish pool.

Brian: What was that noise?

Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.

by arceebee April 1, 2011

bearded oysters

1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.

Lick MAH bearded oyster!

by LRS April 2, 2004

viennese oyster

The visual presentation of a woman's vulva when the legs are lifted behind the ears.

Those asian chicks sure don't mind doin the viennese oyster for a buck down at Pat Phong.

by peteofmelbourne January 16, 2007

Angry Oyster

In the process of DP (double penetration) one man will be inserted in the woman's vagina, the other, her anus. The 'Angry Oyster' occurs when the two men's scrotums slap each other ferverently, giving the impression of the two oyster shells opening and closing quickly.

I don't care...just don't keep the Angry Oyster waiting!

by Garuman the Repugnant July 4, 2011

Bearded-oyster

Furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)

I can't wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when I get back to port, arr-matey!

by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003