Pull it out of my ass

When you have no time, are unprepared, or don't know what you're doing... You're pulling it out of your ass. Commonly used in situations where a person may have procrastinated or waited until the last minute to prepare anything, or is put in position where they must perform or answer questions on things they have no idea about.

My boss just came and asked me for a summary of customer info and I had to pull it out of my ass.

by Kat Smith August 21, 2007

get out of my ass

"Get out of my ass" means something like "I can handle myself", but it isn't an exact mirror. It can be used in situations in which a friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, or family member cares way too much about you.

"Cas, get out of my ass!"

by AnataSky May 11, 2014

Bored Out Of My Tree

A way to state how severely bored you are.

--What are you up to?

--Oh nothing much just bored out of my tree. Wanna do something?

by ohnow September 16, 2010

bored out of my gourd

To be so bored you don't know what to do, basically to be bored out of your mind

Last weekend, i was bored out of my gourd

by blaze it up May 29, 2005

Hanging out of my arse

Suffering from a severe hangover

"Mate, i feel so rough, I am hanging out of my arse"

by jenm December 4, 2004

Crawl out of my butt

Stop complaining about someone, similar to Climb out of my ass.

The Walking Dead:
Maggie: (angry) What does she want now?
Glenn: I can't say.
Maggie: (angry) So one of them ask you to keep your mouth shut...
Glenn: (interrupting her and offering a piece of paper with things) Crawl out of my butt, and help me look, please.

by tipar September 30, 2016

Get out of my front

A very kind way of saying get out of my way without being to mean.

Archie get out of my front please

by Lonewolf8911 August 11, 2018