When your dick is so big that it’s hard to wear certain clothes so you tuck your dick between your legs and nestle him up your asshole to save space and allow the use of many other types of clothes
OG mudbone’s 12 inch penis would probably hang down near his knees so if he wore shorts his dick would be out so if he tucks it in his ass it won’t go below his tant this using the Brooklyn ostrich
by Antwan Guzzels October 17, 2021
A human, mammal or other animal who periodically consumes very large amounts of pasta. Typically, at least 5 servings of pasta, ravioli, gnocchi or other pasta types must be consumed to constitute true pasta ostrich status. One can reach pasta ostrich status faster if different types of pasta are eaten in one session, i.e. spaghetti with sauce tomat and ravioli with alfredo sauce.
by pasta ostrich October 11, 2022
by wellimmikedd December 07, 2010
When you assist pro-Russian members of the Ukraine government in order to buy a fifty-thousand dollar jacket made from an ostrich.
Paul Manafort lobbied for the pro-Russian Ukrainian government and happily accepted their money, buying an Ostrich Jacket with those ill gotten gains.
by MistressZ August 02, 2018
An aggressive act where the perpetrator brings all five fingers to a point creating a ‘beak’ and pecks the victim in the forehead, while making an ostrich call. Generally administered to nerdz.
by Dolemite Jones August 08, 2020
An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success
by SAVAGE_STUDENT November 05, 2016
My mom hates acknowledging a problem, let alone actually dicussing it. She is such an emotional ostrich...
Man, she has really been ostriching it up lately...
Man, she has really been ostriching it up lately...
by kforbs July 01, 2014