Olympics

The multinational games meant for fun and nationalprode, but over the years has gone to the dominant American team.

In 1896 when it started, the Olympics were fair. Now, in 2012, the US Team has been dominant on many levels in many events.

by jporregorre August 2, 2012

Special Olympics Mode

Often Facebook users are reported by other users. From time to time the Nazi's who run the show decide that the reported user has crossed the line and send the Facebook account into 'Special Olympics Mode'. That is, it has become disabled.

Emelda- "Hey Ivan, have you heard from
Ricky lately?"

Ivan- "No, I think her account is in
special olympics mode"

by Ivan K. March 9, 2009

Butt kissing Olympics

Competition at work of who kisses more ass.

Congradulations Larry, you just won 1st place in the butt kissing olympics!

by AngeesseuleTaina February 19, 2010

Dick Olympics

The Dick Olympics also known as session sex is an extremely extended period of sexual intercourse. The participants start the marathon eager and prepared, and leave tattered, torn, and probably sticky.
There are 1st and 2nd place trophies and subsequents based on the number of participants.

***The Dick Olympics; Going 4 Gold, just for a second, just to see how it feels! est.1969***

After months of training, Tim "pre-came" short of the gold for the Dick Olympics.

by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

olympics

n. Loose assemblage of activities undertaken quadrennially by over-ripped folk with an odd view of life and difficulty prioritising. Small trinkets on coloured ribbons and needlessly ostentatious flower arrangements are commonly given to several of the better entrants as stirring tunes play. Flags and advertising signage tend to be prominently displayed and portly men in suits shuffle about needlessly.

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I couldn't sleep yesterday so I flicked on the olympics and caught some women's arm wrestling; it looked like the 85kg class. I think a Bulgarian won. Then there was rhythmic gymnastics. I swear to God. Rhythmic gymnastics.

by gnostic1 July 22, 2012

special olympics

muliti-sport event for handicap people.

Jason has a broken knee and was forced to participate in a Special Olympics games.

by Travis F June 14, 2008

Cunt Olympics

1.) A large bitch-fest of Olympic proportions. When multiple women get together and bitch about the things that piss them off. Namely, men and all of the things that revolve around relations with them.

2.) When women in a specific place compete to see who can be the biggest bitch often ending up with cat-fights to the death

1.) It was a real Cunt Olympics over at Jen's last night

2.) Guy 1: Man that girl was a total bitch
Guy 2: Yeah, she must have missed her tryout for the Cunt Olympics

by Investigina April 7, 2010