wizard's sleeve

used in reference to the female opening which through the ravages of time or perhaps overuse, has acquired the dimensions of a sorcerer's garment

First man: she looks a bit rough
Second; yeah, and a hole like a wizard's sleeve too

by Dawn Zulu February 25, 2011

Beef-Sleeve

A muscular right arm due to excessive self abuse

"That's some serious Beef-Sleeve mate, you might wanna cut down a little

by TMB June 17, 2003

sleeve of crackers

A metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people

I couldn't believe the sleeve of crackers waiting in line for the pre-sale Barbara Streisand tickets.

by 2535Miles July 29, 2009

dick sleeve

The prepuce or foreskin of the penis. Also known as a sheath or hood. Retractable double layer of skin that slides up and down the shaft of the penis and normally covers and protects the glans (head) from friction. This part is surgically removed when a male is circumcised therefore not every guy still has his dick sleeve.

To hell with circumcision! I'm not getting my dick sleeve chopped off!

by Cappy1 July 9, 2010

Up the sleeve

A variant of “in the closet” specifically for asexuals (aka “aces”) concealing their sexual orientation from others.

“My parents don’t know I’m an ace. I’m up the sleeve.”

by ThePipYay November 4, 2021

Custard Sleeve

Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.

Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.

Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.

I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Tight Sleeve

Reference to a tight, snug bodily orifice penetrated during sexual intercourse. Namely the vagina or the anus.

Not only did her sweet little pussy taste good, it was one tight sleeve.

I came home blasted last night and my roommate put it to me in my tight sleeve.

Rachel likes it in her tight sleeve. Which one? Both braaaaaaahhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2018