The only STD not caused by sexual intercourse with another human, Pond Dick occurs when one swims in a dirty pond covered with green, toxic algae. Parasites dwelling beneath the algae cluster around a male's penis when that male jumps into said pond. Upon exiting the pond, the parasites burrow into the penis, leaving a bumpy rash known as Pond Dick. This condition cannot be treated and is generally more feared than the HIV virus.
Brian: I'm not running tomorrow, because I want to go swimming in the pond.
Steve: Aren't you worried you might get Pond Dick?
Brian: You're right. I'll come to practice. The pond has too much green slime. I definitely do not want to obtain Pond Dick.
Steve: Aren't you worried you might get Pond Dick?
Brian: You're right. I'll come to practice. The pond has too much green slime. I definitely do not want to obtain Pond Dick.
by watchdog101 July 31, 2010
by Dildo Baggins December 13, 2017
Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with the Pond blaster
Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.
Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you
Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.
Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you
by gamer yoda November 20, 2019
by AIDSAID April 06, 2019
by Pond Frog September 01, 2021
"I have to pee!"
"Let's James Pond it!"
"Let's James Pond it!"
by Volldrauf November 18, 2014