Pull an OJ

Archaic definition: Run through an airport.

Modern definition: Commit murder against one's domestic violence victim, in a homicidal rage and get away with it

Archaic usage: They were just closing the jetway doors, I really had to pull an OJ.

Modern usage: Shut the f-ck up b-tch or I'll have to pull an OJ on your fat ho' ass.

by David October 31, 2003

OJ Smile

When you slit a person's throat ear to ear in a smiley face fashion.

Nicole recieved an OJ smile after going on a date w/ Ron.

by postmyk March 15, 2004

OJ Moment

Moment where someone does something extremely frowned upon/immoral, then attempts to cover it up in any way possible.

(Taken from OJ Simpson, who, after being accused of murder, took to drastic measures to keep his innocence, even though he did it.)

Man, John Edwards is having an OJ moment, trying to cover up his connections with his mistress.

by Mike Litris June 14, 2010

OJ Simp

A man who gets every woman and kills them in there sleep, getting away with it.

OJ Simp: Pokimane, you should go to bed because I'm going to get my boi Johnny Cochran to talk about Chewbacca. *stabby stabby stabby*

by No, you don't get to know. June 22, 2020

oj sheep

When you jerk off a sheep while drinking orange juice.

person 1: Wanna go oj sheep?
person 2: Heck yeah

by sexbot83638 December 11, 2017

The OJ Look

When you act innocent but you guilty!

Ronald said he didnt bang that hooker, but we knew different because he had the OJ look.

by Sweet milky monkey April 22, 2017

oj simpson

The person that retards put down becasue they don't know the words "Not Guilty" mean

Person one: OJ simpson totally killed those people

Person two: But the court said Not Guilty

Person one: Yeah, but he still did it

Person two: How do you know? Were you in the room when OJ supposedly did it?

Person one: No, I just assume things and believe only what I want to belive

Person one: Oh, ok

by Spikesy July 18, 2006