OBESE

very fat and nasty, gets dumped a lot because people cant stand to look at them

check out sal, he's obese. Ha ha ha

by pesteds August 24, 2007

Morbidly Obese

What others describe your mother as.

"Hey, Johnny! How's your morbidly obese mother doing?"

by germantapwater October 5, 2021

alpha chi obesa

Major fallacy. Clearly an embittered soul created such a term.

Definition is impossible.

by Laura April 13, 2005

Conor Oberst

Completely fuckable, beautiful, intellegent, poetic man.
In many indie bands, like Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos and Commander Venus.
Founder of Saddle Creek Records in Omaha.

"now i beleive that lovers should be draped in flowers, laid entwined together on a bed of clover, left there to sleep, left there to dream of their happiness.."
A Perfect Sonnet- Bright Eyes

by Sars July 21, 2004

Morbidly Obese

When you watch morbius too much and gain morb weight.

Doctor: you are Morbidly Obese
Patient: does that mean I have to stop watching Morbius?
Doctor: yes
Patient: :(

by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022

conor oberst

Conor oberst..you are sad, broken, alone, emotional, and you are hopeful. You are alive. You feel what we feel, and you make beautiful words and sense of this strange, chaotic world. With our tears, you give us hope. please, keep singing

a yellow bird, a solid rock, something to hold onto

by lucy December 3, 2004

obese

Something that is fat, from Latin "obesus" meaning: fat

Stop eating you obese gellatinous blob! You're sweating butter on me!

by Cerpin Taxxt November 8, 2006