Jewish Nuclear Warfare

What happens when two jews spot a quarter and fight for it.

Yo! Did you see Ezra and Abraham in science? Mark dropped a quarter and Jewish Nuclear Warfare happened.

by Slenderson209 November 16, 2015

It's about to get nuclear in here

Something drunk people say in Subway on Western Kentucky University's campus shortly before being shot by a taser.

Drunk Guy: It's about to get nuclear in here!!!

Cop: Get on the ground!!! *shoots taser*

by Skirata2 October 21, 2011

nuclear war

the whole planet gets nuked. planet fuked up. no more life.



apart from insects

in some light nuclear war would be exiting

by the person down the road December 1, 2003

Nuclear War

A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.

Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.

by СукаБлять December 1, 2016

nuclear meltdown

Getting so intoxicated that you become unable to form rational thoughts thus completely embarassing yourself in front of friends and/or strangers.

Chris drank a fifth of Jack by himself and had a nuclear meltdown, falling down in the street and cutting his hands open then stealing a package of string beans from a deli and throwing them at random strangers.

by Johnny Riviera January 9, 2005

Nuclear

Anything that compares to the extremity of a nuclear explosion or power produced from nuclear energy. Anything that is desribed as being nuclear, the awesomeness level or epicness is at the max.! Nothing is more awesome or intense. An idea invented that would create great results would be considered nuclear!

Anything that compares to being epic! That song played at the party was nuclear! It got the whole place popping! That movie was nuclear, not one person could stop laughing!

by JNFishFromStaunton540 October 25, 2010

Nuclearly pwned

Whe you are being beaten so badly, and you have a 30% chance or less at still winning, you could sometimes scream this.

Clan 1: oooooommggggg guys we are getting nuclearly pwned to shit. we might as well quit.

Clan 2: hell yeah guys we got these bitches! lol noobs

by Charlie kempf March 25, 2008