douche nozzle

Los Angeles colloquial for vuvuzela.

I hate going to the game and having to hear everyone blasting their douche nozzles.

by Belmar July 15, 2010

douche nozzle

A person that dumps you, steals your car, and runs away to Florida (or anywhere else).

Also;

A phrase used to make teenage girls giggle.

Girl 1: Hey, what did you do over spring break?

Girl 2: Well, my boyfriend dumped me, stole my car, and ran away to Florida.

Girl 1: Geez. What a douche nozzle.

Or;

Boy: Douche nozzle.

Girl: -giggles uncontrolably-

by NotADoucheNozzle March 30, 2010

Deusche-Nozzle

1. A Deusche-Nozzle (alt. deuschenozzle) is a person who, while in a dialogue, or community based monologue, goes against the social mores of how to respond, esp. with regards to sarcastic jokes.

2. An interlocutor who takes a joke and waters it down with unpleasantness. This, of course is the origin of the insult.

3. An individual who, perhaps unprovoked, posts and tries to affirm unpleasant ideas especially relating to racism, ethnocentrism, religious primacy or alt. evolutionary primacy, etc..

The facebook profile for God was hilarious until some deusche-nozzle went and ruined it with religious zealotry which inevitably lead to atheistic imperialists.

by Vladeon December 15, 2008

Rop Nozzle

Another word for "badass". A legit situation.

I saw that play, it was totally rop nozzle.

by daddyWags8 October 16, 2009

douche nozzle

Leader of the free world as of January 20th, 2017.

Today, January 20th 2017, the American people witnessed the inauguration of the first douche nozzle for the office of President of the United States.

by Dinglenougats January 20, 2017

douche-nozzle

An ADJ used to describe one of your many dumbass friends, replacement for the more popular "douche-bag"

Dumbass friend: fish?
You: Shut up, douche-nozzle

by joe bob....tony? February 21, 2009

vondouche nozzle

when someone is being excessively rude or stupid

"did you see that text David sent me?"
"yeah. where does he come up with that crap?!"
"idk, hes such a vondouche nozzle"

by Bridgette!! March 9, 2009