A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.

Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.

1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.

1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!

Nobody Asked by Homerboy4 July 23, 2022

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Nobody gives a shit

The defenition of someone saying nobody gives a shit is that no one asked for you to speak and you should shut your shitload mouth

Jimmy : YO GUYS YOU ALL ARE GAY AS FUCK
Timmy : Nobody gives a shit

Nobody gives a shit by Why do i have to make this i f March 9, 2023

Nobody hates you

Its like person Saying "He or She hates me!!!" Most people say that Nobody hates you it means ITS NOT TRUE

PERSON 1: Can you fire my Teacher because she hates me and mean to me!!

PERSON 2: She's nice

PERSON 2: Nobody hates you

Nobody hates you by Bikerninja1997 June 21, 2018

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Nobody cares

what you say to women and idiots when they start to talk.
note: rather than siad outrite, the phrase "nobody cares" should be sang with true emotion as to emphasize that they belong at a bullet for my valentine gig or in the kitchen. (bullet for my valentine = idiots, kitchen = women)

P.S. be sure to cut people off before they finish what they are saying. if they finish what they said it might stay in your mind and scar your brain with stupidity for life.

EX1.
idiot: "wow! i think i just figured out the answer to question 5!"
me: "(with beautiful melody)no body caresss"
EX2.
woman: "i think..."
me: "(with true emotion)nobody caressss"

Nobody cares by kiss me deadly November 8, 2005