weed need

When you are stressed and must smoke marijuana to cope.

Guy 1: I'm having a weed need moment right now.

Guy 2: I'm way ahead of you, dude. I have the munchies right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg

Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'

by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019

needs a link

When you want a boy/girl to be with you but not a boy/girlfriend just friends with benefits.(commonly used by fools)

Yo Harry needs a link get at his snapchat

by BANterguy69 April 18, 2017

##needs a therapists

##needs a therapists

##needs a therapists

by Annonymous122121212 October 5, 2018

Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018

The Big Need

sex, being horny

"Baby get over here I'm feeling the Big Need."

by Tele Man May 25, 2012

need a fill

when your acrylics grow out leaving a gap between the “did” nail and the nailbed.

“I was ringing out the dude before closing and he had the audacity to tell me ‘you need a fill’ as he took his change”

by Zeester December 28, 2019