Facebook

A run down ad site run by a literal fuckin lizard where anybody can put anything they want and white moms will always believe it, always used to make white karen's believe in lies like "video games are causing clowns to attack nearby walmarts because the toilets at the walmart do not have toilet paper. A useless site

Karen: OMG vaccines are linked to cancer
Male: That is 0% True you're just believing fake lies.
Karen: Who EVEN CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION BITCH

Male: I'm just trying to save your kids from dying in the next 2 years.
Karen then throws a purse at him.
A Facebook is a ussles website where people can write anything they want and the lizard dosent take it down

by KILLALLKARENS March 11, 2020

facebook it

V. to post a photo or video on the website Facebook.

Person 1: "OMG!!! Did you see that picture of Skinny Brittney looking like a fat ass?"

Person 2: "Hellz yeah, you need to show everybody that pic."

Person 1: "Don't worry, im about to facebook it"

by Hot Ty January 29, 2008

Facebookering

Verb- To spend ones whole day pointlessly engulfed in the addiction of Facebook.

"I spent yesterday Facebookering"

by sarapigz June 29, 2009

Facebook

Is what you and I do everyday and finally realize you need a life.

Facebooker1: Oh man, last night I was on facebook all day playing MOBSTERS and FARMVILLE and stalking people I barely know.
Facebooker2: Me too!
Facebooker1: We need lives...

by Ashleyy? December 21, 2009

facebooking

verb - To check your facebook profile, search for something on facebook or use one of its many apps.

gancho: Dude, put your iPhone away.
make: Hold on a second. I'm facebooking something.
gancho: Don't ever use that as a verb again.
Nada & Lauren: hahahahahaha

by makevedo April 18, 2008

facebook

The secret meeting-grounds of the mythical humanoid race known as the boomers. Dangers within include the infamous minion memes that your parents fell victim to, the big zucc and the irritating but effective raid shadow legends ads that fend off comedy from the land.

Side effects after visiting include extreme levels of frustration, excessive death of braincells and 'boomification'. If tempted to go there, DO NOT. YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED.

dad: Look at this picture I found on facebook (scrolls down facebook to find meme from 5 years ago)
person: oh no

by not_dover_ben January 27, 2020

Facebook

Where pussies can act tough and where girls take bikini pictures for creeps to look at

Did you see Sandras new bikini pics on facebook?

by WhOaReYoU1112 September 5, 2011