Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

Nintendo's new online service that launched at the same time as Mario Kart DS. The idea is great, Nintendo games online. The execution of friends is done worse in Mario Kart DS than it is in a third party game, Tony Hawk's American Sk8tland.

Proof that Nintendo means well but dropped the freaking ball:

To play someone specific online requires the exchange of friend codes. A process that can't be done in game. So if I play a stranger, have a good match, and want to add him to my friend list I can't.

Disconnecting results in no penalty to the disconnecting player.

guy over IM 1: Wanna play Mario Kart DS over the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection?
guy over IM 2: Sure, my friend code is XXXXXX-XXXXXX
guy over IM 1: mine is YYYYYY-YYYYYYY
guy over IM 2: I'm searching
guy over IM 1: Searching
guy over IM 2: Did you lock me?
guy over IM 1: Yeah
*minutes later*
both guys over IM : YES
*race begins*
*guy two shuts his DS off before a close loss*
guy 1: WTF you quit
guy 2: I must've lost my wi-fi for a bit

by Brian Johnson November 19, 2005

Nintendo Cartridge

When a girl gives you a BJ before you have sex with her.

I was with this girl last night and she said, "I wanna blow it before you stick it in; like a Nintendo cartridge."

by WillDaBeast1387 April 30, 2014

nintendies

A 4chan term to make fun of Nintendo fans.

"They're really defending Nintendo taking down emulators now? The absolute state of nintendies."

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 7, 2022

Awesome Nintendo Facts

A Twitter Account that is considered to be a god

Awesome Nintendo facts is my favorite Twitter account.

by DefaultFacts July 8, 2021

Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's successor to the Wii-U. Do not be fooled, it does not make a "Switch" sound, but rather a snap. It would look really dumb if it was called the Nintendo Snap though, hence "Switch".

Jim: Bob, look at this trailer for the Nintendo Switch!
Bob: Dude, I'm so psyched!
Karl: But guys that's a snap sound...
Jim: SHUDDUP KARL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!

by SirCrabTheThird March 20, 2017

Nintendo Jaw

A condition where a person stares while leaving their mouth agape as if they were playing a video game.

Look at that guy driving! He's got Nintendo jaw.

by P. Cotham February 18, 2009

nift

when something is super good or cool

"How was school?" -mom
"Well I aced my math test so it was pretty nift!"

by whaleruslover226 December 16, 2016