Nine Guard 

A little foam ring that was put around the number nine on older cellphones, before we used flip-phones.
This was used to avoid accidentally calling 911 while the phone was in your pocket.
Fire stations used to give them out for free.

"Whats that thing peeling off your phone?"
"Its my nine guard, it won't stick"

Nine Guard by Lovelytoes May 18, 2009

nine kinds

1.Something that you raise.

2. Raising nine kinds is similar to raising Hell.
3. A phrase used mostly in the southern United States.

If you do not shut up, I will raise nine kinds.
We went out and raised nine kinds last night!

nine kinds by Krobs90 November 18, 2014

nine volting

A sex technique much similar to scissoring except with two men. Both men assume a sitting position while laying on their sides, then they back their asses up to each other and insert their penises into the other's butts.

Dan isn't a bitch when it comes to gay sex, he likes nine volting, so it is all mutual.

nine volting by Max, Greg, Jason and Dan February 8, 2008

nine to fiver 

Typically a middle-aged person who works 9am-5pm Monday through Friday at their job every week. They have never worked a weekend. A nine to fiver usually has a high-end office job. Also see: yuppie or weekend warrior

Nine to Fiver: Awww yeah! TGIF! Out comes my inner weekend warrior!

Weekend Worker: Man, f*ck you. I gotta work 'til close all weekend.

Nine to Fiver: *Giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his BMW*

nine to fiver by DarthXanax December 15, 2013

nine-ball 

dork, loser, clueless idiot

Albert is a total nine-ball.

nine-ball by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003

nine from behind 

A girl who you can't see from the front, or maybe isn't good looking from the front, but looks damn good from behind. The nine, of course, refers to the 2nd-highest rating on the standard scale from 1-10.

Guy #1: Damn, look at the ass on that brunette!
Guy #2: Careful, she could be a nine from behind.

nine from behind by supaDISC January 17, 2008

Nine Rope 

It is an ejaculation of nine consecutive semen ejections. Nine full ropes of cum. Nine strands of semen.

Porn star load.
"Oh dude I nine roped that bitch"
"Shit man I nine roped that ho"
"I'll nine rope your face"
"Damn that dude nine roped that chic"

Nine Rope by JV the word master February 13, 2009