nigerian spaceprogram

Sticking a lit firework rocket up ones ass

Jeff wanted to do the nigerian spaceprogram so he showed a lit firework rocket up his ass

by Cyka_Bliat December 16, 2016

Nigerian Wipe

The simple act of wiping your anus using your right hands forefingers to wipe the shit then rinse the shit off your fingers using your bathroom sink. Repeat until anus is fully clean.

I had no toilet paper left, who the fuck would use their socks? I ussed the Nigerian Wipe.

by KeenanMcAuley November 20, 2016

nigerian sponge

A nigerian sponge is a term commonly used to define dickheads who think there better than everybody else, but actually are hipacritical douchebags who sit on there ass all day playing call of duty.

Bob is such a nigerian sponge.

by King dumbass the 4th July 21, 2016

nigerian flip

When your black mom flips you and the FUCKS your ass with a pencil

"yo dude, I heard your mom nigerian flipped yo ASS. HEEL YEAHH THAT HAPPENED AND I LOVED IT!!!"

by i love lukenshina November 6, 2017

Nigerian Fuck

A dark skinned humanoid whom are often found in dark allies usually carrying coconuts and knives. Often this breed sleeps until mid to late day and has the prime motivation of obtaining smack. Common phrases attributed to this type include "Is you gotsa Newport," "Finger Lickin' Good," and "Fuck the white devil." Before the era in which they all became smack addicts, they were humbled clean servants, free of any drug oppression and signin' in the fields like crickets keeping you awake at night. The younger of the breed, referred to as niglets, are often found crying out behind the woodpile. Common offending terms to this odd character include nigga, negro, coon, nig, porch monkey, bitch, african, niglet, cunt, nigger, spook, monday, jigaboo, monkey, darkie, jungle bunny, and shit stain. Hobbies include cotton picking, smack stealing, smack finding, smack ingesting, injecting, snorting, and hooping.

I don't think I need an example of a Nigerian Fuck, you've all seen one.

by Troy Clown Queer October 16, 2008

Nigerian Please

Nigerian Please is the same as saying nigga please. Used when a white person says something extremely corny, as a reminder of just how corny it sounds. Rarely used when someone is trying to be serious.

Person 1: "I'm Rick James, biatch!

Person 2: "Nigerian please... if you never say that again, we would all appriciate it. Now STFU."

by Isar May 15, 2006

nigerian hair

some thing lil wayne created in the song A MILLI

maybe some one smoking dope may have a definition for it but untill then its complete shit.

tougher than nigerian hair

by bitchmakemeasandwich August 8, 2008