newbed out

Blanket statement used to describe someone who does not meet expectations or commits a SNAFU.

Kris: Did Schmiegel go out with y'all for your birthday?
Bobs: No she totally newbed out and did a shady pass out.

by Kwistin September 25, 2005

Newb

A newb is the more propper way of saying the online Insult noob to a new player on an online game or a new friend on AIM, Myspace, FaceBook, MSN messanger, any program online if you are new to it ppl have the right to call you a Newbie or Newb so don't fight it you'll grow out of it sooner or later when a newer kid moves into town/goes to your school/joins the team

"WOW! that dude is such a Newb he SUCKS! at everything"
another friend hears that being said so he then says
"Oh I know dude"
the Newb then hears the insult and he dorkishley comes up and says
"Hey new friends"
the regular town's kids yell back at him
"Get AWAY! from us ya NEWB!"

by Jer-Hey!!! July 26, 2009

newb stick

A weapon used to abuse/beat on newbs. A method of verbally slapping/disciplining rookies as you would a puppy with a newspaper.

Get lost rookie or Tollbooth Willie is going to beat you with his newb stick!

by lavvgiver April 12, 2010

Newb

A person who is new. A term usually encountered while gaming.

Not to be confused with noob.

Evan was new to the game and was kept being referred to as a newb.

by zin90 March 14, 2018

Newb

Also know as noob or nub nub. If someone is really bad/beginner. Lol

He was standing still and the newb couldn't even kill him! What a newb!

by MAT5 August 18, 2013

newb

A nicer way of saying N00B FAGGOT.

Ha! You're such a newb.

by I am potate June 3, 2014

Newb

Newb is the sedition of someone is disgusting and is a noob at something

Omg your such a newb

by Louie_123! December 17, 2023