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will never get laid

Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.
You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."

will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."
by LoneWolfNC17 April 29, 2012
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Sierra Nevada

Small central California brewery located in Chico. Best known for its green label Pale Ale. A Californian staple at quality bars and parties. Quite possibly the best beer brewed, period! Ya hear that England!
Do you have Sierra Nevada on tap?
Yes
I take a pitcher!
by Col. Blumpkin March 1, 2005
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I'm never drinking again

A LIE we tell ourselves after drinking too much and suffering through a hangover in the futile hope that one will never again suffer the hangover. It is also an indication that events proceeding the hangover consisted of many things awesome that came from what sober people would consider a bad idea. In all cases this statement is a lie, as the person will undoubtedly drink again.
Guy 1: I'm never drinking again

Guy 2: Shut up, you'll feel better after you eat breakfast.

Guy 1: Okay, what's for breakfast?

Guy 2: Eggo waffles and beer, we ran out of syrup so here's some more beer.

Guy 1: ...fuck
by Bitch Puddin' June 12, 2012
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Nevaeh

A super thicccc hot girl who is also super hot.
Guy:Yo that's nevaeh man

Girl:dann i wish I was her
by Human boi September 28, 2018
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rotton but never forgotten

Something so bad it will always be remembered
That was so rotton but never forgotten, I will always know and remember
by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
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never give up

to try again/keep trying
by we are famers January 12, 2016
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nevaeh

Nevaeh is heaven spelt backwards. Nevaeh is a beautiful name for a beautiful person. She is funny, caring, carismatic, has a big heart, but can also be selfish at times too. She can be a little tempermental but if you stick around she will end up being the best friend you'll EVER have. She will take care of you when your sick. Give you advice if you need it or not. LOL. She is a beautiful person inside and out and she also has the most amazing eyes ever. Clearly, a badass bitch, who can handle anything she wants. But yet she is caring and funny, and friendly. She keeps her promises, and always brings humor into your life.
by annastagezia baze December 10, 2016
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