munging

munging
1) Go to a graveyard, with a friend, and find the freshest female grave
2) Have you friend, or yourself, take ten to twelve full paces away from the undug body, and, with a running jump, stomp onto the bloated body
3) Inhale/partake in the consumption of her bodily fluids via vagina
4) Repeat

homes, check check it. Me and Joe just went over to the cemetary and munged the bejesus out of margaret's dead grandma

by B DUB April 29, 2004

Mutting

Sniffing ladies bicycle seats.

Morning Plunger, hot today isn't it. Great mutting weather.

by Mutter Number 1 January 19, 2007

Mounting Dew

The mix of lube and fluids that results from wet, sloppy sex.

She got so wet, I'm all sticky from the mounting dew.

Let's go take a shower and clean off some of this mounting dew.

by Miss Spellr August 28, 2011

Mustings

A collective term for unspecified trappings or contents.

May also mean unclean or unkempt.

Check out this bag of dece mustings!

by C-Rizzle_Rx September 10, 2011

Whale Mounting

When an extremely obese person is being fucked by a regular sized person.

WHALE MOUNTING

by Baby Baloooogaa January 31, 2009

Munging

2 or more guys dig up a woman's corpse and flip a coin/rock paper scissors. Whoever loses (or wins, depending on how sick you are) has to put their mouth on the pussy while someone jumps on the stomach, swallowing whatever fucked up substances come gushing out.

"You're a dick!"
"Yeah well, I was munging your grandma last night. She was shit."

by the other other one January 22, 2009

munging

verb.

to suck the fetid juices out of a corpse, sort of the necrophiliac version of felching. sometimes performed with the addition of one's own ejaculate.

'after ejaculating within the rectum of the rotting corpse, the gentleman began to gently press down the fellow's bloated abdomen, munging the aromatic fluids as they issued forth.

by albert fellowes III December 3, 2003