murked or merked (which is a toronto slang word) is an insult used against anyone who you dislike. It means they are either ugly retarded stoopid or all of the above.
Me: (playing ball with some friends)
Some Random Bucktee: "Fuck you all!"
Me and my friends: "You so murked fam!" (wihle we are beating the shit out of him and stealing his money)
Some Random Bucktee: "Fuck you all!"
Me and my friends: "You so murked fam!" (wihle we are beating the shit out of him and stealing his money)
by Toronto Slang Man September 4, 2019
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Get the murked mug.A story which is based in truth, but the vital points of the story are sugarcoated over to lead to ultimate doubts and a final understanding of utter disbelief.
"Oh my god Jumbo! Did you hear about the fucking news that Mike just told me?"
"No, but I'm sure it's a fucking Miked Up story"
"No, but I'm sure it's a fucking Miked Up story"
by Matt the Boss June 21, 2008
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Get the Musked mug.Man that guy that lived around the corner from me got murked last night buy some dude with a sledge hammer, his head cracked open.
by DetroitSlang May 14, 2003
Get the murked mug.Some one who makes jokes soo horrible that you can't help but laugh at the joke and especially them.
by phoyto March 28, 2009
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As we all know, Elon Musk told a lot of things in the past and today we understand that most was simply for marketing purposes and to raise stock prices.
He often manages to illude people by only giving out the most juicy parts.
Eg.
Elon Musk: "Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance."
Our imagination translates this into a car which will last for 1 million miles. However the fact is that any similar part can last forever in a very well oiled environment because the friction is near to none. We should be careful to not get musked in future.
As we all know, Elon Musk told a lot of things in the past and today we understand that most was simply for marketing purposes and to raise stock prices.
He often manages to illude people by only giving out the most juicy parts.
Eg.
Elon Musk: "Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance."
Our imagination translates this into a car which will last for 1 million miles. However the fact is that any similar part can last forever in a very well oiled environment because the friction is near to none. We should be careful to not get musked in future.
Elon Musk: Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
Short Seller: I got musked!
Short Seller: I got musked!
by reality_one October 19, 2018
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