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Redneck Testicle Mudflap

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.
Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!
by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012
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MudFlap

When a male is well endowed and his nuts hang in a "low fashion" to guard the rest of the body from a sudden blow coming from the anus and/or asshole. Another name for the scrotum is MudFlap.
Had to whipe my MudFlap and my ass after that god like dump I just took
by Ryan Clevinger January 27, 2007
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Montana Mudflap

The act of taking a towel, rag, sheet or anything like that and taking a healthy dump on it. Make sure it stays on or you could smear it on. Wait for someone to walk in and unexpectadly smack them in the face with it and yell "HA Montana Mudflapped you"
So there I was waiting for Ethan to walk in and then BAM I Montana Mudflapped him in the face.
by Allen Pankovich December 31, 2008
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Mid-Missouri Mudflap

When a chick sucks your dick with a dip in. Preferably Timberwolf Wintergreen.
Man... so you know Regina??... Haha..she just gave me dome in the guys bathroom!

“Isn’t that the one who dips?”

Yeah! Andshe was still dipping while she was sucking my dick! Kinda tingled.

“Dude, she gave you a Mid-Missouri Mudflap!
by NachoCheezeYeh May 6, 2019
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west hollywood mudflap

When a faggot pushes his balls inside his own asshole. Gives the appearance of a muddy mudflap upon removal. Often shortened to WeHo Mudflap.
John: Chris always tucks his balls in his

asshole before he goes out cruising.
Jeff: yeah, he loves the West Hollywood Mudflap.
by thereallegend March 3, 2014
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crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).
Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.
by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022
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Monaco mudflap

A romantic move believed to be invented on the streets of Monaco whereby a gentleman holding hands with his lady grips her hand tighter and pulls it close to him, pressing her hand against his anus while flatulating upon it. The gentleman’s trousers could theoretically act as a “mudflap,” allowing the lady to enjoy the vibrant warming sensation without the risk of fecal particles soiling her hand.
Talia was the recipient of the first known Monaco mudflap during a stroll on a beautiful summer night after spending the evening at the Casino de Monte Carlo.
by wordsmithphd October 10, 2022
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