muddy helicopter

The act in which a man engaging in anal sex with a woman while wearing a condom pulls out, takes off the condom, and proceeds to whip it around wildly similar to a lasso, often speckling the surrounding area with feces. May end with the woman being smacked in the face with said condom.
"I gave my girlfriend a muddy helicopter. I've never seen a brown mushroom stamp before."
by guesswho76 February 03, 2010
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Muddy Custard

A Muddy Custard is when you reach climax, and ejaculate into the asshole. You have now created a muddy custard
Damnn... I gave her a hell muddy custard.
by DjBunWun March 06, 2019
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muddy lasagna

When a girl is constipated, she has her male/ female counterpart preform sexual acts on her anus, to release the constipation, until there’s shit dripping down her vagina, using it as a lube, you create a muddy lasagna.
“OH YEAH, my gf was so backed up the other day we had to preform the muddy lasagna”
by Bobbyduck November 17, 2021
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Muddy Sheeting

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.
Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.
by DoubleTT August 16, 2021
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Muddy Boy

A Guy/Dude/Man that comes from the struggle or from the slums and hustles and grinds to get financially stable or upgrading their lifestyle
I come straight from the mud, i’m a muddy boy
by Pheonte706 December 22, 2018
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Muddy Hallway

The muddy hallway is a term used to describe the sensation felt when engaging an extremely slutty girl in anal sex.

Multiple poundings from behind have left her back door gaping open. The tightness one would hope to feel is no longer available, resulting in a sensation similar to trying to engage a hallway in sexual intercourse.
Dude, I totally experienced a muddy hallway when I nailed Kim in her backdoor; she has one loose caboose. Something tells me I wasn't the first (or 50th) guy to do that.

Thank god I wore a rain coat condom.
by 686-1983 February 04, 2012
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Muddy lid

when your willy has a bit of poo left on it after anal sex
"bro I was hitting it from the back and she left me with a muddy lid"
by DonDion August 28, 2019
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