margeaux

A fun energetic young woman with expert cuisine skills and a massive heart. She is level-headed and gives great advice. She almost always puts her friends' needs before herself and does not know the meaning of selfish. She's also an incredibly gifted artist, but instead of working on her craft (which is of course already perfected), she chooses learning.

I pulled a margeaux today when I gave my friend a sponge bath after she idiotically fell off her bicycle.

Margeauxs make great attorneys because they are so even-keel.

by 30rock234 November 19, 2011

Stick it like Morgers

A gymnastics/tumbling move that involves a series of backflips, ending in a split without wearing any underwear.

Wow, she can really "stick it like Morgers." It took three people just to peel her off the floor at the gymnastics competition.

by Nasty Netters July 3, 2008

merge-or-die lane

An onramp with a huge blind spot that merges abruptly into traffic with no warning. Often located on the left side of the road where traffic is moving fastest.

Oh great, this is a merge-or-die lane. Do I drive into the wall or into the car going 80 MPH?

by Perimeter May 6, 2009

Merge Monkey

A person who habitually uses the median turn-lane to illegally merge with traffic after a left turn, especially when they could have legally and safely turned into the proper traffic lane.

I was turning into the subdivision and a Merge Monkey almost killed me! I had to swerve to prevent a head-on collision!

by pseudoraptor February 18, 2010

Merge Burgler

One who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) passing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current 'fast lane' would allow.

Al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 Dodge Dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the Merge Burgler s.

by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

Merge Weasel

A driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the LAST possible second to "merge" into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. They stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.

While on I-95 South, Troy and I encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into Daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.

by angrymuppet August 30, 2011

mergeeg

He really likes this one cat

Mergeeg likes a cat, The cats name is billa

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