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Legio Mortis

Is an under rated Black Metal band formed in Germany. There most famous song is there cover of Around The World by ATC, they made songs like Through The Eyes Of Death, Time To Suffer, Morbid Dreams, Thorn In My Eye, Servant Of Satan,etc. They are currently making a new album this year.
Legio Mortis is fucking epic!

There songs are demonic

They are under rated
by madassgamer May 17, 2011
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Wigger Mortis

The way a white person's body seizes up on the dance floor.
Shit, look at Chad. He's getting that wigger mortis. Better go rescue him before he starts decomposing.
by MUGgleFlap December 3, 2016
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Rigor mortis

Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.
Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.

I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
by Trap=crap March 20, 2017
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Shitty Moranis

To take a shit, not flush and leave the area immediately
Hey some fuck face took a shitty Moranis in the restroom!
by Big leagues March 12, 2019
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deus mortiss

Last time Josh was at my house he dropped a deus mortiss in my toilet and it got clogged.
by TheBlasagna123 December 21, 2019
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Micro-mortis

(my-crow-more-tiss (noun) -

When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.

Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.

It was the last piece left...

Don't be like Timmy!

(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.

It was the last piece left...
by Allmadhere April 16, 2021
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Trigger Mortise

The state after being triggered
Wow this _____ is entering trigger mortise”
by Saintswamps July 7, 2021
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