Moomin

Where someones eyes are Moomin like in Photos, or videos.

"Look at the moomins on Wilson"

"Whats up with your moomins pitbull"

by Dr K Needle May 21, 2009

moonpuff

cute idiot, silly person, annoying person

ur such a moonpuff!

by Louisa Swannell August 24, 2006

moop

the noise a turtle makes

turtle- .:pokes head out of shell and looks around:. moop

by T February 5, 2004

moomoomoo

the sound you make when pretending to kiss your girl over the phone

goodnight baby. moomoomoo

by jfdklajfkldjlfkjlfk January 2, 2008

Jersey Moonpie

You have a threesome, at the end you cum in one of the girls butt and she farts out the cum into the other girls mouth.

I invited Tracy and Annie to my house last night for a threesome and they both begged me for the jersey moonpie

by surveillance cousin October 6, 2009

mompetition

The one-up rivalry that moms play making their child seem better, smarter, and/ or more advanced than yours. May involve two or more moms and any number of children, even full-grown.

She engaged me in mompetition insisting her son walked at 6 months and implying my son was slow for his age.

by FLmom December 21, 2009

Mompage

A combination of the word mom and rampage, used to describe a furious mom with whom one can't solve issues or even talk until she is calmed down.

friend nr1: isn't mark coming today?
friend nr2: no, his mom went in a mompage because of his grades, he is grounded for life

by couldbe December 18, 2009