moofed

1. To be bumped off-line for no apparent reason. Expression said to be derived from the acronym “moof” = modem operation foul-up.

2. To be plagued by a mythical creature called a moofie which causes modem and other network problems.

When John suddenly disappeared from chat, we assumed he had been moofed.

by Zabad July 24, 2005

moof-diving

Masculin form of Muff-Diving.

Josh likes to go moof-diving on Duncan.

by shakdiesel December 26, 2005

MOOFOOMOOFOO

Known only to be the best Call of Duty 4 player to date. With his sneaky death dance in various maps, he jumps rapidly to scare away his opponent as he tea-bags them after death and before re-spawning. Think twice about joining a team with this guy, he'll randomly throw grenades at you or even a flash bang when you least expect it. He is the Man. He is the Legend.

Aww... that fucken moofoomoofoo killed me again!

Who's afraid of the moofoo man, the moofoo man, the moofoo man....??

by Tootsoonie May 13, 2008

MooAuwee

Battle Cry of the in-bred redneck who suffers from Alabama Football Envy. Men and women who spend more time obsessing over a winning football tradition, than supporting their own cow college, (aka Auburn University), sometimes use this outburst as a mating call. This call is often used by others to identify the Barner, or never-will-be, when attacked by insults. Hatred from the Barner is believed to be attributed to the number of National Championships in Football won when compared to rivals throughout the State of Alabama.

MooAuwee! We won 4 in a row agin dem Bammers.
MooAuwee! We won one in 1957
MooAuwee! We Da People's Champs
School down the Road
Cow College
Rectal Bleeding
Retractable Penis
Rolling Toomer's Corner

by Stocktider May 26, 2006

moofie

Stencils for your intimate designs down there. MOOFIE - Shape it in style.

Till moofie makes you cry for more.... :)

by Nancys beauty secrets January 29, 2010

moofia

A blind box designer toy from Tokidoki. Mozzarella is the leader of the Moofia, a gang assembled to extort milk from the lunchboxes of schoolyard bullies. Their are 8 dairy-flavored characters that come in milk carton boxes.

Which moofia did you get?

by JDuuB August 2, 2007

moofie

A cross between a muffin and a cookie, but impossible to make.

After trying for days to make a moofie, her oven exploded.

by Liliacam April 3, 2008