Derived from the word "mutual." The word mooch-wahl refers to a person in a group of friends that does not fit in. Therefor a mutual agreement between the real friends occurs that the one said person does not fit in. They also are awkward and do not realize they are not like the group. That person would be referred to as a mooch-wahl. Friends always talk about others behind their backs in a group. If you are not observing this behavior you're probably the mooch-wahl.
Pronounced: Mooch "wall"
Enunciation: said like: bitch please
Pronounced: Mooch "wall"
Enunciation: said like: bitch please
Person A: blah blah blah
Person B: blah blah blah
Person C: awkward statement (then leaves the room)
Person A: What a fuckin' mooch-wahl.
Person B: blah blah blah
Person C: awkward statement (then leaves the room)
Person A: What a fuckin' mooch-wahl.
by Phappy September 20, 2009
The exact opposite of a taxi driver's tan. Its when one person mooches enough rides from people that their right arm, left in the UK, actually starts tanning because of the increased exposure to sun when the passenger's arm is outside of the window.
by McRunsfast October 01, 2008
Ken - Let me borrow some money off you
Kris - No bugger off.. all you do is mooch off me.
Ken - I'm thirsty, give me some of your drink.
Kris - No! stop mooching off me you dirty hobo! Get a job you slacker!
Kris - No bugger off.. all you do is mooch off me.
Ken - I'm thirsty, give me some of your drink.
Kris - No! stop mooching off me you dirty hobo! Get a job you slacker!
by Mr. Matar October 19, 2006
Suckers that user you for goods or money. Cousins to the Cheap Ass Mooch and Fake Ass Bitch, they pretend to be nice when there is something to gain. They are evil and not to be trusted.
Birk - That girl was jocking you hard.
Stock - That's cause she wanted a ride to the mall.
Birk - Neeta was ass mooching you!
Stock - That's cause she wanted a ride to the mall.
Birk - Neeta was ass mooching you!
by Sakitown April 22, 2009
For those Indian and Pakistani individuals with the exact same haircut (short back & sides with a quiff) who drive around in their fathers BMW and say either "bro" or "innit" after every sentence.
They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.
They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.
by KingOfEverythingAskWiz January 03, 2016
A person that preys on opportunities to "mooch" or benefit from any situation to abstain from personal distress. A person who never drives and always forgets their money. Every situation is a good time to put the comfort of everyone aside and feed off of their misfortune for knowing you.
The person who lives in your building and somehow becomes comfortable enough to invite his/herself over. Sometimes after long days of work you come home to find them eating your food and lounging on your couch playing the N-64 they brought over. "Awesome, your drinking my dr. pepper again, why don't you put this sharpened pencil through your temple you situational mooch."
by MswampthangW September 01, 2009
An activity whereby someone goes through your facebook list and adds your friends based on your connections. This is also popular on LinkedIn and MySpace.
by Steve Guyer October 15, 2007