Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

by Krankëmz October 13, 2021

Moniox

Moniox is your friendly neighborhood spy, usually running around stabbing all your friends. Does not die when you want him to.

TF2 spoiler: Moniox is the spy

by Förrädaranka April 6, 2010

monko

Big or porwerful man.

He rules here, he's a real monko.

by Hadrianvs October 20, 2008

Monitor Shopping

Monitor shopping is another form of window shopping. However, instead of stores its all through the internet. You’re online only browsing, not looking for anything in particular because you can’t afford it but you enjoy looking anyway. Maybe you’ll save something in your favorites for when you do have money.

Bill walks into the office from the left
Bill sees Bob on the computer. Shopping
Bill "Hey, are you shopping Bob? I thought you didn't have any money?"
Bob "I don't. I'm just monitor shopping"

by LadyPoison January 11, 2010

monion

Collective noun for a group of onions. Usually used to describe a large amount of onions

Wow, he's bought a monion of onions from the shop today!

by InvivnI July 11, 2010

moniker

a nickname, a pseudonym, an alternate name

Who says your moniker is better than mine?

by Light Joker May 19, 2007

Monika

An insane and crazy person at first impression but proves to be more crazy and insane once you get to know her

As crazy as monika

by realdevilshady June 8, 2018