Mona lisa

Mona lisa is when u have no fkn eyebrows or lips k. When u have skin for brows and slits for lips babe. If you a monalisa just draw on some eyebrows and Kylie Jenner those lips hun

boy 1: Dammmn you see that chick she got a fat assss.
Boy 2: *girl turns around* Naaaa man she a Mona Lisa lookin bitch.
Boy 1: damn.

by The hot cuntas March 15, 2019

mona's mom

fatass fobby mummy w/ foodhis to da moon, baaaaby.

mona: hey, mummy! you've got it going on!
mummy: now, now, baby, go to school and let me have hard sex w/ shelly!
mona: damn...

by shmo =^^= December 13, 2003

mona lise

A mona lisa is a piercing where a beauty mark should be.

That girl with the red tights has a fucking mona lisa.

by TheQueenofKings May 13, 2005

Mona Lisa cleavage

When a cleavage looks kind of perky and happy but also a little on the sad any unperky side at the same time.

"Have you seen Emily's breasts? Her tits are like "Wow!" but also kind of "Meh." at the same time... I feel like her cleavage is somehow smiling at me--but also frowning at me! It's like she's got that whole Mona Lisa Cleavage thing going on. You know, like auntie Sara."

by Turtleboy3000 September 19, 2016

Mona Lisa Principle

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.

"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock June 10, 2018

mona lisa

me complaining to my mum

teenager : 'mum I feel ill - don't think I can go to school today, mum my hair looks bad, mum why do I look like chicken little'
mum: 'pumpkin pie stop being a mona lisa'

by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019

Mona Lisa

To mona lisa is as if one embodies a famous painting, becoming a still, quiet, person on the wall just hanging there and when you want to either scare rob or sneak up on a nigga then you being the painting actually jump off the wall and attack or do whatchu gotta do Mona.

Ok pal, you go in there and assume the possition til i get home boy in this bitch and when i say the magic word you gonna mona lisa this bitch take his money and keys then we gonna run.

by TaterJ May 29, 2021