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bert mccracken

Crazy ass mofo!He is the lead singer of the Used and probably the most A.D.D. ex pot addict and coolest lead singer ever.He is known to throw up at every show from screaming his lungs out and he's VERY well known to throw tantrums like a 4 year old over his gameboy which he adores.
He is grungy looking and appears as if he never showers, but he doesn't give a damn.

But Bert has a serious side too.
He also enjoys walks on the beach.Reading literature. Writing Poetry and Screaming in your face.

Gotta love em'
TheUsedFan #1: I love Bert McCracken, but he kinda scares me a little.
TheUsedFan #2: Tru Dat.Still a fucking awesome band though.
TheUsedFan #1: YUP YUP.
by Starishere November 6, 2008
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That Samuel is totally McCracken
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McCracken

a term of greeting to a familiar person such as a friend or coworker or a member of your inner posse that translates to what's up?
yo homie g chilli cheese fry hot dog ketchup mustard pickles. what's McCracken?
by Chrismeliphanie July 20, 2008
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McCracken

n. A male that seduces intoxicated females.

n. The act of a sober male taking advantage of a female while she is absolutely trashed.

The term originated Valentines Day 2009 when a guy named McCracken saw this totally wasted girl and, at that moment, he decided to seduce and eventually have sex with her because he wouldn't have any chance with doing so if she was sober.

Society tends to frown upon these people and their actions.
1. Did you hear about Jake? He's a total McCracken. He's a sraightedge, but when he saw this totally wasted chick at a party, he tried to fuck her.

2. Austin: Oh, man, have you seen Amber? I can't keep my eyes off of her.
Ryan: C'mon, dude. There's no way you'd hit that legitimately. I'm afraid you're going to have pull a McCracken.
by Jew-nyer March 5, 2009
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McCracken

The complainers at work are such McCrackens. If they suck any more life from me, I will be a deflated balloon.
by leshen25 October 12, 2011
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moracco-taco

making a taco out of a girls pussy then eatin it up
i wanted mexican food last night, so i made a moracco-taco out of my girlfriend.
by taco expert June 11, 2006
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mucrack

Ukrainian slang term for dirty genitals.
Woman, get your mucrack out of my face!
by ds362 August 28, 2006
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