pig mission

The act of seeking a fat woman for the purpose of inserting your penis into her vagina

Drunk Joe was moderately sober but uncontrollably horny; he went on a successful pig mission that resulted in fornication with a morbidly obese female rugby player.

by Ronald V. Mexico October 21, 2008

Suicide Mission

The Collector Base/ Ending of Mass Effect 2.

Commander Shepard didn't survive the suicide mission.

by LukeMCFC 141 August 29, 2012

Shawnee Mission Northwest

Crackhead culture

Shawnee Mission Northwest is filled with LITERALLY a bunch of crackheads that think their cool.

by Smnw March 14, 2019

mission critical

Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.

It's mission critical that all systems must be operational.

by gollen October 22, 2003

missionary

a basic sex position where the girl lies on her back and spreads her legs so the male can sit and insert his penis in her vagina.

daniel and carrie often do the missionary position when love making.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 11, 2006

Mission and a half

A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.

Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!

John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.

by MysteryGirl05 November 19, 2013

mission mode

An extreme sense of task orientation that causes a person (usually male) to focus exclusively on the job at hand at the expense of social graces and pleasantries.

My wife: "I know we're going on a long trip... But we're packed now so you can at least smile. No need to be in mission mode all the time!"

by Mission man July 5, 2014