When a gentleman dips his penis in a Shamrock Shake followed by the pouring of salt all over his festive Irish junk. He then proceeds to infiltrate a thirsty woman's anal canal. Afterwards, the woman licks the penis like a Popsicle and swallows every salty drop.
"Did you hear about Josh's new occupation?"
"Yeah the Irish fuck mines salt from the anus of desperate women!"
"Wow! He's such a hardcore Celtic Salt Miner."
"Yeah the Irish fuck mines salt from the anus of desperate women!"
"Wow! He's such a hardcore Celtic Salt Miner."
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"She could not keep a man , she had several kids , no job and she wanted to mess with whomever she could ... she was a miserable bitch"
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Presbyterian minister who married his college sweetheart for 50 years.
Presbyterian minister who married his college sweetheart for 50 years.
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2. An annoying-as-hell old geezer that shows up to every single Ft. Wayne Wizards baseball home game.
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1. Wow, did you see what Mister Wizard did with static electricity?
2. Let's hope Mister Wizard gets beaned with a fly ball.
2. Let's hope Mister Wizard gets beaned with a fly ball.
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ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.
iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.
ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.
iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.
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