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mission critical

Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.
It's mission critical that all systems must be operational.
by gollen October 22, 2003
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missionary

a basic sex position where the girl lies on her back and spreads her legs so the male can sit and insert his penis in her vagina.
daniel and carrie often do the missionary position when love making.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 11, 2006
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midgiot

Hey is that the midgiot from Murder Inc. ?
by SomeMidgetNamedJaRule October 9, 2003
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Mission and a half

A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.
Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!

John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
by MysteryGirl05 November 19, 2013
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mission mode

An extreme sense of task orientation that causes a person (usually male) to focus exclusively on the job at hand at the expense of social graces and pleasantries.
My wife: "I know we're going on a long trip... But we're packed now so you can at least smile. No need to be in mission mode all the time!"
by Mission man July 5, 2014
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Mission Accumplished

When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.
Steve pulled out of Jenny just in time to cover her face in his man slime. Mission accumplished!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 26, 2017
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