A Miranda is someone who is funny, kind, and smart. She is an excellent friend, and is someone who will always be there for you when you need her. Miranda’s are always able to laugh at themselves, and they typically are down to do anything. Sometimes a Miranda might get anxious/sad, but she is always able to rebound and remember the happy things in life. She is competitive, stylish, quirky, and basically a pull-god (even though she might not know it) If you ever meet a Miranda, know you are in for a ride :)
Guy 1: “Bro look it’s Miranda!”
Guy 2: “She’s in my History class. Dude she is super smart and rlly stylish. Tbh tho, she’s completely out of our league.”
Guy 2: “She’s in my History class. Dude she is super smart and rlly stylish. Tbh tho, she’s completely out of our league.”
by Willow_trees June 08, 2019
You will never want to be her friend. She is worse than your worse sibling and will try to lull you in your sleep. Many people think she is a butthole and is always trying not to die
by SmartyPantsWithAnts February 10, 2019
To act selfishly out of personal self-interest, whilst seeking to gain moral and sexual redemption as well as gratification in the form of an Etonian. It is often encountered with an enemy force from the outset - the Alan. Also taking advantage of an individual’s cookery skills, and breaking that individual’s honour, which comes at a great cost. It is also the state of physical existence where one cannot decide whether to look like a primary school child, or a grandmother.
Last night I Miranda'd and caused my parents’ divorce.
Is that transageist guy on the tube Mirandaing? He looks at least 60 but is wearing my little brother’s school uniform.
Is that transageist guy on the tube Mirandaing? He looks at least 60 but is wearing my little brother’s school uniform.
by lilboy29 February 02, 2020
by Katelyn4629w April 16, 2018
A girl who is diamond on the outside, but coal on the inside. She is pretty, smart, funny, exotic. She's got it all. Unless you look at the fact that she does drugs, drinks, has a new bf or gf every other week and hates to be wrong so much she throws away any friend who can prove that's she's wrong, even if they're just trying to help. Watch out...
"Watch Out... She's a Miranda..."
by Not your Babe August 28, 2014
Usually blue eyes and brown hair. On the awkward side and very pessimistic. Mostly way too serious and complains a lot. Starts off with a lot of friends but looses them as her ''personal gain'' attitude pushes them away.
Don't be a Miranda.
by AnonymousPerson17 October 31, 2010
annoying, self- centered, lazy, stupid, know it all, "self taught wine expert", beached whale, oompa-loompa, make up wearing wannabe whore, hobbit, fake
Don't be a Miranda.
by superbigboy March 16, 2013