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Minecraft

An incredibly great survival/building game where you punch trees at first and then after a while.... DIAMOND EVERYTHING!!!
buildman2342:omg this guy grifed my hose omg omg
griefman252:HAHAHAHLOLOLOLTROLOLO
griefman252 has been banned
Admin23:Idiot.
Minecraft.
by otrotodrt October 8, 2011
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Minecraft

A game where blocks sit in the air and you see Herobrine every 6.3 seconds just so that you have a new conspiracy theory video to post on YouTube and cows ride pigs but it looks like humping after a hangover.
Player 1: Yo let play Minecraft.
Player 2: Cool we like dat Minecraft.
***8.43 SECONDS INTO PLAYING IN A WORLD***
Player 1: Shit I see Herobrine.
Player 2: Let's post on YouTube.
by Mister Felly September 3, 2019
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Minecraft

A game where everything is made of 1 meter cubed blocks.
There are 4 modes:

Survival: Gather resources, build a house, fight health and hunger, kill the Ender Dragon.
Adventure: Same as Survival but you can't destroy blocks.
Hardcore: Survival with no respawning
Creative: Build anything with unlimited resources, free flying, and no health or hunger.
Minecraft is awesome
Current version: 1.3.2
The new 1.4 update in Minecraft will have leather armor and wolf collars that can be dyed, cobblestone walls, item frames, new potions, carrots and golden carrots along with potatoes and baked potatoes, beacons, zombie villagers, bats, witches and more!!
by link998 October 13, 2012
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Minecraft

I just died 3 times by a creeper and killed 781 zombies in Minecraft
by KillerOC July 23, 2019
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Minecraft

Minecraft: i dont like fortnite
by greyideas get edgy January 27, 2019
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Minecraft

Minecraft is a game. It kidnaps you from your problems.

Minecraft is also a game with no physics. BLOCKS CAN FLOAT!
Minecraft is so unrealistic because of its physics.
by EllaMiranda16 February 9, 2018
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Minecraft

A definitely Chad game in which you place down blocks ultimately creating new structures within your world
Person 1:my nigga what you playing
Person 2:minecraft
Person 1:that’s gay
Person 2:I will fucking begin a nuclear fallout if you don’t retract your statement
by Your nigga James May 4, 2019
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