Midnight Toking 

The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.

It's midnight! Grab the gang and let's go enjoy some midnight toking.

Midnight Toking by TittyCream November 6, 2012

midnight stranger 

When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.

I couldn't sleep last night so I induced a visit from the midnight stranger.

midnight stranger by Kp1336 November 23, 2016

midnight club 3 

The best game ever. Period.

Example is written in all caps

midnight club 3 by Blahb April 22, 2005

Midnight Mouth 

A sensation of supreme dryness and lack of moisture in the mouth, akin to drinking 8 pints of sand after playing basketball, that wakes the victim up in the middle of the night and creates a feverish, panicked, and borderline predatory need for cold, refreshing liquid. Also known as after hours cotton mouth on steriods.

Jill: So, I have a vague memory of you exploding out of bed, knocking over the TV, and making dinosaur sounds last night. Bad dream?

Frank: No, I woke up with Midnight Mouth and had to chug half a gallon of orange juice.

Midnight Mouth by Big Erik April 6, 2009

Midnight Rodeo 

Acts of sexual endurance which usually occurs late atnight when a couple can not fall asleep. The goal is to wear each partner out so that they fall asleep. Usually performed by couples who live together or are married.

The acts usually resemble events at a rodeo A.K.A reverse cowgirl/boy etc. Cowboy hats and apparel are not needed but are welcomed. Whoopering and Hollering are mandatory The dominant partner must YEE-HAW after the rodeo has ended.

(Its 2:08 in the morning and couple cannot fall asleep)

Man: Honey are you asleep?

Woman: No but I need to be... Up for a midnight rodeo?

Man: Let me get my hat.

Midnight Rodeo by Leu Nam March 8, 2010

Midnight Beef Peeling

The act of which one jerks off before engaging in slumber.

Dude, We just caught John Midnight beef peeling.

Midnight Beef Peeling by OxnardKawiKid September 15, 2010

Midnight Ink

The act of jizzing in a sleeping persons eyes whilst first removing all light bulbs and locking all possible escape routes barr your exit, leaving your victim dazed and confused. The internationally recognised signal that an impending inking is coming is to make a swirling motion with your finger whilst raised above yours or your victims head.

Me: did you fuck that bird you went home with the other night
Mate: Nah got her back and she wouldn't even let me give her a fingering

Me: so what did ya do
Mate: Midnight Ink'ed her (swirls his finger above head)
Me: no
Mate: yep I even boarded up the cat flap, bitch took 2 hours to get out!

Midnight Ink by Biggbenn August 28, 2015