mortadella

derived from the Italian sausage, meaning a loser.

"Guy's a fuckin' mortadella."

by juss_peachie January 17, 2006

McOrgy

One step up from the McGangbang, the McOrgy sandwich consists of one Mcdonalds double cheeseburger, one McChicken sandwich, and an order of 6 chicken mcnuggets. The McOrgy is created when said items are put together inside two buns. Start by placing the entire chicken sandwich into the mcdouble by taking off the top bun, then place all of your chicken nuggets on top of the McChickens bun, finish it off by placing the double cheeseburger bun back on top of the chicken nuggets.

Person 1:what the hell is that?

Person 2: Its a McOrgy...

Person 1: CHICKEN NUGGETS ON A SANDWICH?!? thats suicide

Person 2: its not a sandwich for the faint of heart

by lkXJhdfuasv April 19, 2010

Mortal Kombat Vocabulary

While writing a phrase or word the begins with the letter C, the C is then replaced with the letter K to make it sound Kool. This type of vocabulary can always makes the most dull sentances look so much more intesne.

Regular sentance: "I must now Combat with the mighty Comotose Crabs of Concubine and Crush the Crazy Cougars before the great Crackers of Canada Cock block all the Crackreads in Columbia."

Kool Sentance: "I must now Kombat with the mighty Komotose Krabs of Konkubine and Krush the Krazy Kougars before the great Krackers of Kanada Kock block all the Krackheads in Kolumbia."

Mortal Kombat Vocabulary is the Key to Kool writing.

by maxatron July 29, 2009

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

sex god

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Post Mortem

1. Post-mortem: meaning after death the examination, or autopsy of a corpse in order to determine cause of death.
Also Post-mortem interval: the time that has elapsed since a person has died.

2. Used in a metaphoric sense in Eminem's song "Lose Yourself" to mean that Eminem has become brain-dead.

1. The Coroners arrived to the crime scene to investigate and find the post-mortem interval.

2. "His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a new world order, a normal life is boring
But superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows it's all over, these h**s is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the Globetrotter"

by Watwat August 26, 2013

Mortality

Yea, everybody knows you can die if you do certain things. You can die in your sleep, you can die even if you're not trying to get yourself killed. What does anybody who's still alive really know about mortality though? If your friends or family died in a car accident, they would be the folks who know about mortality and not you. I doubt anybody who claims to know all about mortality from seeing horrific accidents has had an opportunity to talk with any of the deceased about mortality, therefore you're full of shit when you preach about it, you don't really know shot like the rest of us.

The girl must know it all about what death is like from seeing some bad accidents since she's preaching to everybody how they should live their lives the way she lives hers. Any slight deviation from the way she lives life will be considered reckless and adolescent minded, watch out! She's a mortality expert!

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018

McOates

verb-
to drink an incredible amount of alcohol, in a short amount of time, to where you black out, almost die, and land in the ER

adjective-
when you are so drunk you can't remember anything the day after and you are told the story of your night the next school day

verb-
This week sucked, I'm going to McOates it tonight.

adjective-
Dude, did you see Michael last night? He was so McOates'd!

by redlettrrebel June 1, 2011