javier mateo rodriguez

Very sexy, muscular man of Hispanic descent.

wow javier mateo rodriguez, you have such a large penis!

by Lindsy Wall October 17, 2018

Idc.mateo

the cutest man alive 😫
he also never misses 🥵🥵

Hey have you heard of idc.mateo?
Yeah he’s super hot 🥵
ikr 😫

by sussy 🗿 April 3, 2021

san mateo

A City of 93,000 people in the San Francisco Bay Area. It has 3 public High Schools: San Mateo, Aragon and Hillsdale. By far, San Mateo High School is known as the best. Their mascot is the Bearcat, which is hella cool. In Mateo (as it is called by Locals) hella is common slang. Tom Brady is from Mateo, and went to Serra, a private religous high school, also Merv Griffin and Alicia Silverstone are from Mateo, both attended the best high school in the area, San Mateo High.
Mateo High's colors are Orange and Black, and Orange is a cool color, fosho'.

I was in my car cruisin' down 101 North, and I passed by San Mateo on my way to the San Fran Airport.

by San Mateo January 13, 2006

mateymoo

Expression of affection etc.

John: Stu! Mateymoo!!
Stu: Oh fuck no. Not you too d00b...

Stu drops the hammer and wordroyalled/word John like he ain't no thang.

by Theeph June 17, 2003

Mateo

God at everything never misses a shot with a girl and just a God at fortnite and all

Damn bro he’s such a God, oh wait of course it’s Mateo

by I’m just a God relax dude April 11, 2020

mateofwshinji

mateofwshinji is a famous tik tok star. he has good music taste and style. he can sometimes be mean to his mutuals but occasionally is nice. his content is pretty okay ig.

Person 1: "Did you see mateofwshinji 's new video?"
Person 2: "Yes, the one about music recommendations right?

by poggersbunny March 8, 2021

Mateo

Sexually identifies as a furry after being left fatherless at the age of 2?. Often found lurking in Eagle Pond which are his ends. Licks anything that moves.

Her: *Licks floor*
You: What a Mateo!

by JungleSwinger69 February 16, 2020