Masticator

One who rubs their elbow until they ejaculate.

Should be used to represent someones name.

Hey man, that guy over there is such a masticator.

I AM THE MASTICATOR.

by RainbowBunchie April 7, 2011

emasticate

It means "to chew", ok? I know the Chiclet commercials are deceiving, but it actually means "to chew". Myself? I emasticate at least three instances daily.

John emasticated his food thoroughly before swallowing.

by BradyChan7 August 6, 2004

Massivate

More massive then massive.

To massively massivate a more massive massive.

by Buttah Johnson November 18, 2003

Manstipated

When a man awaits the rival of another person/persons with anger and frustration.

When a man sits still and will not leave your house only to make you frustrated and angry at the current situation.

"I have manstipated here for several hours waiting for you to come home to raise/shake my fist at you!"

"No...I will not leave your lovely house, I am manstipated!"

by Khazmachi August 25, 2009

mastibational

For something or some event to be an exceptionally amazing experience.

For an event or for some object to be "jizz worthy"

by Tailhair July 12, 2005

masticle

to jack off with or using your testicle/s

dude I need to masticle so bad

by burger itto May 15, 2008

Mastricate

to chew

He's really mastricating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Tessa October 7, 2003