the juke master classic

a move pulled under circumstances where one is faced with a drunk acquaintance that you would never think about hooking up with that comes onto you and you simply dodge their attempt to get with you because they are too drunk, ugly, or smelly for your likings

Guy1: where have you been man?

Guy 2(breathing heavily): I was downstairs getting a beer out of the fridge and the next thing I know Danielle pushes me up against the fridge and goes in for the kiss.

Guy 1: oh shit, what did you do?

Guy 2: I pulled the juke master classic on that bitch; turned my head quickly to the right... karate chopped her arm off the fridge and ran up here quickly

Guy 1: the juke master classic at its best my friend...

by 7th flo crew December 13, 2009

Throat Master

One who excessively gets penis jabbed down their throat. They typically tend to enjoy it.

"You give so much head, your a true Throat Master"

by Mike1026 January 1, 2008

The Master

1. The Master is the Doctor's worst enemy.
2. Fans like to pretend that they were boyfriends. The network does not discourage it.
3. He's pretty fucking awesome.

"I'm voting Saxon; he can tick my box any day."
-He sure can.

"The drum beat... the drums are coming closer... and closer."
-The Master

by xthedrums October 24, 2011

Thumb Master

In the drinking game "Kings," the Thumb Master is the player who is in charge of signalling when someone must drink. At any point during the game, the Thumb Master can put his thumb on the playing surface (table) or forehead. Everyone else must also do this, and the last person that does it has to drink. One is bequeathed this role when he pulls a 10 (or whichever card is deemed). The Thumb Master rules until the next person pulls a 10, in which the new person inherits the title.

I wasn't paying attention when the Thumb Master put his thumb on the table; therefore I had to drink!

by RGI June 27, 2007

Trunch-Master

1. A Trunch-Master is a hillbilly type person who possess an overbite, pants that are at least three sizes too big for them, and are worn at least three inches under their waste line with the assumption that they are being worn correctly.

"Billy Bob is such a Trunch-Master!"

by Sean Sizemore December 13, 2007

trench master

A male. Most probably a spick, with abs and also says douchebag words like: "chill" "ight" "all shweat bro" "i cant talk now, gotta go do abs".
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.

Ex1:

Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.

Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters

Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go

Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off

Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.

Ex2:

Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night

Friend: what happened?

Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped

Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?

Douche: for like two hours dude

Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?

Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!

by Cougars#5 November 1, 2013

The Master Plan

Samuel's master plan to acquire Sher lyn and place her in the VIP lounge within the 4th circle of the fortress of the mind

The Master Plan is tired of waiting, and this is the time that it is put into action!!!

by aderpyllama May 9, 2021