Muscle Mummy

A jacked and juicy woman

If she can crush your skull with her things she is a muscle mummy

by Needs a muscle mummy to smash August 3, 2022

hendrix muscle

A small protruding bulge of muscle between the thumb and pointer finger which develops on all great guitar players, most notably Jimi Hendrix, for which it was named. Non-guitar players do not exhibit any traces of this form of higher evolution, as its appearance can only be explained by countless hours devoted to the creation of rock and roll.

"What is that funny bump on your hand?"

"Oh, that is my hendrix muscle. It developed shortly after I nailed every metallica solo on the electric guitar."

by Dr. Jeffrey O'Brien April 20, 2008

Beth Maclean

A cool person beyond belief. Someone whi is always there to help

aw she helped me out last night. She is such a Beth Maclean

by georgieeD September 28, 2009

Adoptive muscle memory

the ability to replicate any physical action after seeing it performed once

Monica Dawson; beholder of Adoptive muscle memory, saw a wrestling move done on TV before work then performed the same exact move on a robber

by HeroesAbilities June 10, 2013

Maksim Maclean

when you put your hand in a sheeps ass and grabs its poop and eat it.

'Maksim Maclean fucked the sheep'

by archer sucks March 21, 2021

Muscleboy

Noun.: Very young, male bodybuilder. pl. "Muscleboys." Sometimes used in a homoerotic way. Origin unknown.

"Jimmy is only 16 and has really bulked-up from weightlifting. He's become a real muscleboy."

by Kevin Bergman January 23, 2005

Musclehead

A selfish, narcisstic, egotistical person in the gym or fitness center. One who is a bodybuilder (see also body builders) or aspiring strength maniac who usually looks at others with disdain unless they need them for a spot. They almost never put their weights away when they're done with their exercise -- sometimes leaving a pile of 45's (45-pound plates) next to the machine or leaving a heavy load of plates remaining on the machine. They usually either wear shredded, revealing clothes or hide their bodies (or bacne) under thick, cotton sweatshirts and sweatpants. They also might wear heavy clothes to keep warm and avoid the chills from feeling so lousy while they are in ketoacidosis and dropping body fat before bodybuilding competition. Or, maybe they just prefer old school cotton sweatshirts over newer synthetic fitness attire.

The extreme muscleheads appear to be angry and on the verge of an outburst, possibly a state of roid rage. If you are on a machine that they want to use, they are likely to just stand nearby and stare at you while you are exercising, instead of asking you how many sets you have remaining or whether they can 'work in.' The extremists also tend to drop weights or toss dumbbells after their last repetition.

Think ... the gym version of a road hog in traffic.

Dude, YOU ask that musclehead to put his plates away!

by Mark Bostrom December 10, 2008