the carpenter

Add:

1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."

by Mal Mal August 17, 2006

Drunken Carpenter

While intoxicated and engaging in the act of vagina intercourse from behind (aka "Doggiestyle"), the penis, while being forcefully moved in and out of the vagina "accidentally" slips out and is subsequently slammed into the anus of the unsuspecting partner.

Pete: Man, last night I was so wasted I accidentally gave Gina the Drunken Carpenter.

Steve: Was she pissed?

Pete: She was when she woke up.

by Morgan Candlelight December 14, 2009

The Walrus and the Carpenter

The act of simultaneous penetrating a vagina with your penis and pointer finger.

Dude, hear you gave Clara the Walrus and the Carpenter in the parking lot.

by Dream69420 May 22, 2009

Sabrina carpenter

She’s that blonde girl 🙂👱🏻 ♀️

“And ur probably with that blonde girl…”
Sabrina carpenters new song throws shade!!

by I love miraculous 3000 May 23, 2021

Marente

Total daddy material, not a sugardaddy tho cuz she broke asf.

Wow ian somerhalder is so Marente!

by Saltydaddy January 10, 2018

Carpenter’s dozen

A collection of sixteen of something

The hardware store sells a box of nails by the carpenter’s dozen.

by Joe Hardwick June 7, 2018

Carpenter’s Laugh

happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy

Man 1 bro i think ive got carpenter’s laugh
Man 2 *dies*

by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018