maroon 5

hot sizzlin' band. ohhhh! very delicous

i have a big crush on their lead vocalist. you're so hot baby boy! i know you like a bitch like me. i've seen your videos and some of the scenes are involve w/ sex. Oh! how delirious. i wanna fuck you! i'm very horny!!! ah! oh! eh! uh! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by bitchinnewyork November 19, 2004

Maroon 5

A man poking a female's ass with five fingers and kissing the girl on the lips.

A cute girl walked by a guy and the guy saw her ass and thought it was cute, so he poked it (i.e. a "Maroon 5") with his five fingers and kissed her.

by gizmo19961 July 3, 2009

maroon

Marine

Those maroons love to jog all day on the beach.

by frishy May 15, 2010

Maroon

An individual whom is incapable to understand the hidden insult

Steven "Look at this kid he's such a maroon."

Austin "What's maroon i looked it up in the dictionary but all it said that its a color!"

Aaron "Austin, your not going to find maroon in the dictionary."

by SIRMIDNIGHT May 26, 2010

maroon-colored-hair

A maroon-colored-hair is an EXTREAMLY HOT girl with a nice ass, soft lips, and of course maroon colored hairs!

Remember: uniquly loved by m0uz. All maroon-colored-hair girls are reserved for m0uz.

This girl has maroon-colored-hair
means
This girl is hotter than Anna Kornikova, Jeniffer Lopez, Britney Spears, Shakira, Miss Universe and all hot women together.

by A maroon clored hair girl January 8, 2004

Maroon

A mook with a Ph.D

Upon finishing his doctoral thesis, that stupid asshole frat jerkoff officially became a Maroon.

by Zippy, the Pinhead September 21, 2007

Maroon 5

A band that used to be good before the 2010s

Maroon 5: This Love, released in 2002 (Rocks)
Maroon 5: Don't Wanna Know, released in 2017 (Sucks)

by HerobrineHunter May 4, 2018