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Mapler

Another name for a basketball player who plays on maple hardwood floors. Most floors are made of maple hardwood. The Celtics are the only NBA team who play on red oak hardwood parquet floors. The rest play on Maple flooring.

Or a basketball player hailing from Canada; with the maple leaf symbolizing the Canadian flag.

Used in the sense of a basketball player being a Cager, or in this case...a Mapler.
"This young man is a bona-fide Mapler with his immense basketball dribbling talent"
by The Gleam Decree July 4, 2024
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Mayperchappenhans

/ˌmeɪ.pərˈtʃæp.ən.hænz/ • adverb

1. Expressing the absolute highest possible degree of non-committal uncertainty.
2. A polite but impenetrable refusal to confirm, deny, or even speculate on an outcome.

Origin: Your mom; a synthesis of maybe, perhaps, and perchance.
Example in the wild: "mayperchappenhans, you tryna grab a bite" or even "mayperchappenhans, can a brownie borrow a french fry?"
by Moatiz March 11, 2026
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Mappride

A person attracted to minors.

M: Minor
A: Attracted
P: Person
A: Yeah I’m mappride
B: Can you please leave?
by Indigo05 August 18, 2025
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emergurd maspertaters

The dankest of memes and the best af the hooman race
Whenever you call me I will say emergurd maspertaters.
by Pls meme February 9, 2018
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Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.
I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
by ererueru July 22, 2020
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aggressive mopper

A guy named Matthew that uses a swiffer mop to clean tables and hits people in the face and stomachs without realizing it.
by ibxwigiwoi September 14, 2020
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