Another name for a basketball player who plays on maple hardwood floors. Most floors are made of maple hardwood. The Celtics are the only NBA team who play on red oak hardwood parquet floors. The rest play on Maple flooring.
Or a basketball player hailing from Canada; with the maple leaf symbolizing the Canadian flag.
Used in the sense of a basketball player being a Cager, or in this case...a Mapler.
Or a basketball player hailing from Canada; with the maple leaf symbolizing the Canadian flag.
Used in the sense of a basketball player being a Cager, or in this case...a Mapler.
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1. Expressing the absolute highest possible degree of non-committal uncertainty.
2. A polite but impenetrable refusal to confirm, deny, or even speculate on an outcome.
Origin: Your mom; a synthesis of maybe, perhaps, and perchance.
1. Expressing the absolute highest possible degree of non-committal uncertainty.
2. A polite but impenetrable refusal to confirm, deny, or even speculate on an outcome.
Origin: Your mom; a synthesis of maybe, perhaps, and perchance.
Example in the wild: "mayperchappenhans, you tryna grab a bite" or even "mayperchappenhans, can a brownie borrow a french fry?"
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I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
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