Manlit

5'8" Or shorter

So you are a manlit. What is that? Are you shorter then 5'8"? Yes. You are a manlit.

by milkman6453 June 12, 2016

Manliness

To be of a very manly nature

punching a cow makes you manly, hence giving you manliness

by Kevin M Smith July 28, 2006

whore mangling

1. When one uses force, prefferably a knife or sack of oranges, to shit beat a prostitute.

"Now that were done our fish and chips
its about time for some whore mangling."

"Bitch please, i did my whore mangling for the evening"

by miles b August 24, 2006

Manuelita

The imaginary beauty that men fantasize about when they practice making love alone. Derived from the Spanish "mano" for hand, hence "Manuela" and "little Manuela"=Manuelita.

As in: "Tengo una cita con Manuelita" -- or, " I have a date with Manuelita."

by Parviturbo December 13, 2008

MANOLIS

To overcomplicate things in an effort to extort an undue gain or advantage.

The Sales Manager totally screwed the sales person's best deal of the year when he went totally Manolis on the customer and pissed him off for trying to cheat him on the lease deal.

by Margaret Thatcher's Dog December 29, 2008

manpliment

A compliment from a man to a women. When generally the man is a manly guy who does not compliment.

Guy: "You painted your nails yellow"
Girl: " Why can't you just say they look nice, you never give me a compliment."
Guy: "I just did, It's called a manpliment."

by xwz January 12, 2008

manualist

one you loves the fart noise so much they decide to move into a musical career with the sounds of farts. By pressing their hands together, any note, any song, any riff can be performed by cranking the #2 pre-shit fart noise through your hands. These type of people usually have no one that loves them, included their family and it's usually due to pulling out their instrument at the end of the date to close the deal.

Hey baby, I know this is our first date, but I feel you should hear my manualist talent in hopes I can get laid tonight.

by Doanwanna Poopoo February 22, 2008