When you explain something others probably know more about because you're inherently a cunt called Dan.
by CptSnapankles February 19, 2019
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Boris: "Look, you're part of the British Isles, which means you are a British Isle, not a separate country, you belong to us and you really should know your place."
Pat: "Nice tansplaining, Boris."
Pat: "Nice tansplaining, Boris."
by Bdelygmia November 7, 2019
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Woman speaking to another woman: “ I don’t want to drink too much tonight, I have to work in the morning.”
Man standing near them at the bar: “ Actually if you drink a glass of water and take an ibuprofen before you go to bed you won’t be hungover.”
Woman: “Thank you for mansplaining, but I’m less concerned with alcohol induced dehydration and more concerned with getting to bed at a decent hour.”
Man standing near them at the bar: “ Actually if you drink a glass of water and take an ibuprofen before you go to bed you won’t be hungover.”
Woman: “Thank you for mansplaining, but I’m less concerned with alcohol induced dehydration and more concerned with getting to bed at a decent hour.”
by Black_Well_Bex July 16, 2018
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really, men are trying to explain this? for whom?
really, men are trying to explain this? for whom?
by Ms.Ann Driss March 11, 2017
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Get the Mansplash mug.A secret plan known and worked out by two or more men that is centered around scoring women. It may involve a foreploy, diving on grenades, or the bucking bronco and possibly some high fives
Ok lets break it down.
Where going on a double date, the end goal is we take these women home and give them the shagging of there lives, meet each other in the hallway the next day as we leave and give each other high fives.
Ok manplan:
plan A: get them really drunk, really fast. possibly we 'accidentally' buy rounds at the same time.
plan B: There not into getting drunk because they have to work tomorrow, so we tempt them back to the house with promises of massages and tell them they can sleep in our spare bed (yea right!).
plan C: It doesn't work out, we agree that they are lesbians and bail.
Where going on a double date, the end goal is we take these women home and give them the shagging of there lives, meet each other in the hallway the next day as we leave and give each other high fives.
Ok manplan:
plan A: get them really drunk, really fast. possibly we 'accidentally' buy rounds at the same time.
plan B: There not into getting drunk because they have to work tomorrow, so we tempt them back to the house with promises of massages and tell them they can sleep in our spare bed (yea right!).
plan C: It doesn't work out, we agree that they are lesbians and bail.
by paul aka harry potter October 7, 2008
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Theresa May in question time is asked a question by the audience and she ends up not answering the question by maysplaining about something completely different.
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