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by manscaped razor for man November 19, 2022

Snowhicular Manslaughter

The act of homicide in which a person, usually a child, forcefully throws a snowball on to an oncoming car that results in a death.

Billy: I just got out of the slammer.
Phillip: What did you get arrested for?
Billy: Snowhicular manslaughter; I packed the meanest snowball and absolutely destroyed a car. I got locked up for 3 years. Who ever thought a 12 year old would go to jail?

by Frosty The Snowman December 9, 2012

premeditated manslaughter

Premeditated Manslaughter is when your lawyer conives your life into a living hell of their plundering your rights & assets bringing collateral damage to your family provoking you into re-action with the ultimate defence!

Mayuko: Did you hear about Big John McLintock QC who stripped one too many clients of their life savings and assets?
Phil: What again? I'd heard about his ex-client whom he left penniless retired & unable to fend for herself financially who committed suicide?
Mayuko: Yeah, but this time the Client reacted- ran him splat sideways with a heavily modified Norton Commando Speedster Twin 750; Client claimed an accident after being driven mad by Big John he had it all planned, I reckon: 'Premeditated Manslaughter'.
Phil: Good luck using the premeditated murder defence against ... Anyhow, didn't you hear: Karma justice? JohnMcLinden had an affair with the Black Widow whom he got off for murder but her Russian gangster boyfriend arranged an execution. Of course, She still walks free!

by VapourTrail October 13, 2019

magical manslaughter

An example of murder using any form of magic or done by a mage.

Harry Potter exists only because of Voldemort committing magical manslaughter

by i’m not a knitter October 30, 2020

Manscaper

Sometimes referred to as a Hornet or Noel. One who is generally of Venezuelan dissent and is skilled in the art of landscaping. But has turned his talent toward the art of male pubic hair trimming.

Hornet isn't my landscaping friend, he's a manscaper.

by Jonesy the Magnificent August 30, 2006

manslaughtering

When a girl takes a man's penis for hostage, the penis is jerked around in ways it shouldn't. This usually is followed by the woman proceeding to use the man as an apparatus for sexual activity. Screams are likely to be heard soon after.

Guy: "She raped me..."
Girl: "How does a guy get raped? You're stronger than her, aren't you?"
Guy: "Yes...but, she had control of my body...What's that term they use in court? Manslaughter?"
Girl: "Yeah..."
Guy: "She started 'manslaughtering' my penis, and at that point, I saw the fury of Satan come from her body and massacre my penis..."

by MGBlight January 4, 2009

Manslate

When a woman has to translate in "man language" to her guy.

"Watch after my bag. It is a Hermès "Birkin"."

Manslates to:
"Watch after my bag. It's expensive."

by ArodSC March 4, 2009